Now I hope that this Web Page has got your attention,
As I've got a Novel Idea to mention.
For whenever there's something that you'd like to say,
And wish for it said in a more Unique Way.
It's "Poetry-Cards" with no two the same,
Created and written for anyone that You name.
Like a Neighbour, a Workmate, a Friend or Relation,
And help them to Celebrate Any Occasion.
From a Birthday Greeting to a Coming of Age,
There's enough applications to fill a whole page.
Presentations and Speeches can be put on the list,
And I bet you can conjure ideas that I've missed.
Eulogies, Apologies, a Get Well Soon,
Tributes, Proposals, Good Luck This Afternoon.
A New Home, a New Job, a Promotion Well Earned,
A Welcome Back Rhyme for a Wanderer Returned.
An Ode To Achievements, Exams that were passed,
Sentiments from You that Forever Will Last.
Weddings and Christenings, Valentines too,
Composed with Panache and then passed onto you.
Such a nice novel way to give someone a lift,
And we Always Appreciate an Unusual Gift.
Want a Rivetting Rhyme? or an Unusual Sonnet?
Just leave it with me and I'll get right on it.
The Idea is simple and won't take much time,
You get me The Details, I write you the rhyme.
I'll create such a Masterpiece you'll be really knocked out,
And when it's Completed I'll give you a shout.
A "Personal Poem" they are Certain To Treasure,
To read and enjoy in those moments of leisure.
Thier Very Own Story all written in rhyme,
That reminds them of you every single time.
So it may not be too long before everyone sends,
A "Poetry-Card" to their Family and Friends.
Who probably will frame them to hang on the wall,
Where they're always on show should you happen to call.
So if you are thinking "Hey! What an idea."
Then take a note of the Contact Details here.
Just get in touch with this Particular Poet,
And the Deed will be done before you know it!
Information For Poetry Card Composition:
1.Full Name and any Nicknames.
2.Names of Partner and Immediate Family.
3.Name/Type of Pet(s)
4.Distinguishing Features/General Build/Body-Type.
5.Profession/Job Title/Rank.
6.Hobbies/Talents/Skills.
7.Habits/Sayings/Mannerisms.
8.Major Dislikes/Irritations.
9.Favourite Tv Programmes/Characters/Actors.
10.Favourite Music/Band/Solo Artist.
11.Favourite Possession/Item of Clothing.
12 Best Friends, Past/Present.
13.First Date/New Jobs Anecdotes.
14.How they met Their Partners Stories.
15.Famous Accidents/Incidents from Childhood to Present Day.
16. Who Exactly is The-Poetry-Card From?
17.As Much Relevant/Amusing Background Information as Possible!
Excerpts from past pieces:
1
"We know that she asked for no commotion,
But our friend Jenny's been given promotion.
That means more status and untold wealth,
This new job at Rochdale Public Health."
2
"So chill out Dear Brother it's your Special Day,
With a message from me that would just like to say.
Lots of love from Big Sister who is really quite sure,
That you've not had a Rhyme for your Birthday before!"
3
"In his Big Silver Trainers and Favourite Green Fleece,
He's overdue a visit from The Fashion Police.
But we know that he's going to enjoy reading this,
With love from Our Paula and a Cuddle from Chris."
4
"This Rhyme must be Mega and Second to none,
For The 10th Anniversary of Angie and John.
A really great couple it's just such a pity,
The pair of them still support Manchester City."
5
"Gather round Nicola, Chloe and Claire,
Here's a Pretty Little Ditty about a friend we all share.
Miss Georgina Deville The Epitome of Glamour,
And Popular Socialite of Accrington Grammar."
6
"Better not mention that Vegetable Tale,
That was featured in last weeks Works Email.
If this rhyme made you smile then it's done a Grand Job,
Happy Birthday Dear Countess from Your Husband Bob."
7
"Going to Tell a Tall Tale folks if we all can,
About a Certain Young Lady from a town near Milan.
As Gregory's Mum and of course Richard's Wife,
Maria Isabella This is Your Life."
8
"No man alive can ever say NO,
To The Blonde Bombshell of Ol' Wilmslow.
The Ultimate Social Butterfly,
Love Laura, Adele, Cassandra and Di."
9
"Timothy Ashley is Well Built and Hairy,
Which in a bad light makes him Freakishly Scarey.
Somethings in life are not meant to be seen,
Epecially the guy that we call Wolverine!!"
10
"Annalisa Kalivnosky which is rather hard to say,
Is what we call the little girl whose Birthday falls today.
She's got her Birthday Party sorted at The Swimming Baths,
And with her best mates Kaz and Sophie's sure to have some laughs."
11
"Sandra won't use the Mountain Bike that's kept in the shed,
for Our Lady these days has a Bus Pass instead.
But perhaps by the time that she hits 65,
Our Kid will be able to Legally Drive."
12
"Beverly Sutton's the big Cliff Richard Fan,
Tho' her Roger says No! Elvis Presley's The Man!!
20 years Married and only One Tiff,
Over which is The Greatest, is it Elvis or Cliff?"
Testimonials:
"Sheer Shakespearian Sonnetry."
"Bang on Buddy!!"
"Awesomely accurate."
"Captured to perfection."
"Better than Betjeman."
"Uncanny artistry!"